Mikey

Mikey.

Mikey is the main protagonist/antagonist of the Milky Mondays series, He is ginger and he loves boys, (and milk) He believes his sole purpose in life is to review milk because he nothing else to do.

Biography
Mikey wears a tie, black coat, jeans, and red shoes in nearly every episode, Aside from some special episodes, where he wears different outfits. This includes a black hoodie from the Margaret Thatcher episode, Blue shorts and a blue cap from the Milk trickshot video, and a camouflage coat in the wild milk episode.

Mikey suffers from extreme memory loss, Which he forgets half of the day, He also has small proportions of depression, which he hides to an extent. Mikey is described to be large in debt in some videos too, not even being able to afford Milk, the essence of his life.

Mikey mainly reviews milk, but on special occasions (which is becoming more regular) He makes other topics, like music videos and disstracks.

He has a large hatred towards famous internet sensation Stephen Tries, Which is highly hypocritical, as they essentially have the exact same personalities. He also expresses massive dislike for Margaret Thatcher. He has a depressed brother named Will.

Season 2
Nothing much has changed since the last season, Other than the fact he is threatened by being replaced.

Facts and stuff

 * Mikey has been to Syria, And is also heavily involved with the Colombian drug cartel. He smuggles milk cocaine up his anus.
 * Mikey will drink breast milk when the channel hits 10,000 subscribers, which will hopefully never happen.
 * He is in a gay relationship.
 * Mikey seems to be somewhat of a global celebrity, Even people in china recognise him.
 * His house is haunted
 * Mikey needed to change HQ, This is because he tried to steal breast milk for his 10K Special.
 * He is a professional singer
 * Mikey is in every single episode of Milky mondays, Not once has he missed an episode. Thats dedication.
 * Its unknown if mikey will ever actually find the best milk in the uk.
 * Mikey is incredibly white
 * Out of all characters, He has had the most musical numbers. Singing both versions of snow lady, Margaret Thatcher, Milky Moosic video, And milky thighs.
 * Mikey is fucking ripped man, Have you seen those nips?
 * Mikey might have a girlfriend, Tests havent came back on it though